Ashley hails from beautiful, sunny, Idaho--what am I saying? Ashley is actually a potato that has experienced intense genetic modificaiton. Idaho does not exist. I.D.A.H.O. is actually a top secret government institutuion standing for the International Department of Adult Human Organisms, in which they take the lands abundant potato resources and infiltrate the world. Ashley only recently became self aware of her potato origins, as if taking a potato to prom while wearing a potato skin dress w…
