Evil Genius. Diabolical Scary Man. Dark Lord. Lover of Bagpipes and Accordions. Leaver of Lego Brocks on the Carpet in the Dead of Night. Ok, ok. I am really an engineer, I work on ships for a living, usually either offshore construction or geophysical survey. So windfarms, undersea cables and pipes, oil platforms... If it's a structure built on the seabed, that's my gig.
